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Midwestern by nature.
Misbehaving by choice.
Apparel, accessories & gifts for the reformed Midwesterner.
Celebrate Her B-day in Style 🇺🇸
250 years young. Thanks, Botox. This denim bucket hat with a distressed brim is a real statement piece, with the comfort of 100% cotton to boot. The frayed edge gives it that lived-in, broken-in look while the denim keeps it classic. An on-trend style that's sure to pull a ton of compliments. The hat's the only thing here allowed to look distressed.
The details: 100% cotton. Denim look with a classic, distressed brim. 4 sewn eyelets on the sides. 2-panel design.
250 years young and still not acting her age. Made of 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee is ultra soft and smooth against the skin. The flattering longline fit and crew neck look best with high-waisted bottoms, so you can celebrate in comfort and look good doing it. Older than the country, cooler than the cookout.
The details: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. Longline fit with a crew neck. Blind stitch on sleeves and hem. Tightly knit and side-seamed. Ultra soft hand feel. Tear-away label.
250 years young and still not acting her age. This micro-rib tank brings soft Airlume cotton, thick straps that actually stay put, and a mid-length cut that works as hard as you do. Wear it solo with jeans or layer it under a blazer when you want to look like you have it together. Spite optional. Sparkle included.
The details: soft Airlume cotton with a stretchy micro-rib feel. Pre-shrunk for lasting fit. Mid-length cut with thick straps and a scoop neck. Side-seamed construction for a flattering shape.
• 100% cotton
• Soft crown
• Pre-curved visor
• Matching fabric adjustable strap
• Metal snap buckle with an antique brass finish
• Head circumference: 21.65″–25.19″ (55 cm–64 cm)
Midwestern by Nature
Holds the door, returns the cart, judges you the entire time. Make a stylish and eco-friendly choice with the Midwest Nice-ish organic bucket hat. This 100% cotton twill hat is breathable, comfy, and clean-looking enough to become your warm-weather favorite. All the manners, about eighty percent of the sincerity.
The details: 100% organic cotton twill. Classic brim with a high profile. One size fits most. Organic cotton content certified under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard). Fabric is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified.
No, yeah, no. The Midwest's most polite way to shut something all the way down, now on a tee. This heavyweight boxy fit brings serious worn-in softness with a mid-length cut that works for casual days, creative fits, and everything in between. Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton and garment-dyed with clean, low-impact color, so it's cozy, eco-friendly, and built to last about as long as your patience.
The details: 100% ring-spun US cotton. Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric. Boxy fit with mid-length, seamless body. Classic-width, topstitched rib collar. OEKO-TEX-certified for its low-impact, salt-free dyes.
Midwestern by nature, misbehaving by choice, and hauling snacks either way. Say goodbye to plastic and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote. There's more than enough room for groceries, books, and whatever trouble you talked yourself into at the checkout. Polite enough to bring its own bag, bold enough to fill it with whatever it wants.
The details: 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill. Dimensions 16" x 14.5" x 5" (40.6 cm x 35.6 cm x 12.7 cm). Weight limit 30 lbs (13.6 kg). 1" wide dual straps with a 24.5" length. Open main compartment.
Ope! Just gonna scoot right under this brim real quick. Expand your headwear collection with this distressed dad hat. The slightly worn-in brim and crown add just the right amount of edge, and it pairs easy with slacks, your favorite jeans, and a sports tee. Sweet, sunny, and apologizing to a chair it bumped into.
The details: 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill. Soft crown with 6 sewn eyelets and 6 stitched rows on the brim. 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile. Seamed front panel without buckram. Adjustable hook and loop closure for a one-size-fits-most fit.
Misbehaving by Choice
Born in a barn? According to your mother, every single time you left a door open. Expand your headwear collection with this distressed dad hat. The slightly worn-in brim and crown add just the right amount of edge, and it pairs easy with slacks, your favorite jeans, and a sports tee. Forty years later and that door's still open, Ma.
The details: 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill. Soft crown with 6 sewn eyelets and 6 stitched rows on the brim. 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile. Seamed front panel without buckram. Adjustable hook and loop closure for a one-size-fits-most fit.
Slush lush. Yes, it's 10 a.m. Yes, there's brandy in it. Say hello to max comfort. This boxy tee brings that perfectly worn-in softness with a relaxed, mid-length fit that's perfect for casual days, creative looks, and everything in between. Made from 100% cotton and dyed with clean, low-impact color, it's cozy, eco-friendly, and the official uniform of the lawn chair by the cooler.
The details: 100% ring-spun US cotton. Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric. Boxy fit with mid-length, seamless body. Classic-width, topstitched rib collar. OEKO-TEX-certified for its low-impact, salt-free dyes.
Looks polite. Isn't. The hat says hello, the wearer says whatever she wants. This distressed dad hat adds just the right amount of edge with a slightly worn-in brim and crown. Throw it on with slacks, your favorite jeans, and a sports tee for a quick outfit that looks easygoing and absolutely is not.
The details: 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill. Soft crown with 6 sewn eyelets and 6 stitched rows on the brim. 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile. Seamed front panel without buckram. Adjustable hook and loop closure for a one-size-fits-most fit.
Uff da. The sound you make standing up now, apparently. Say hello to max comfort. This boxy tee brings that perfectly worn-in softness with a relaxed, mid-length fit that's perfect for casual days, creative looks, and everything in between. Made from 100% cotton and dyed with clean, low-impact color, it's cozy, eco-friendly, and the only thing that gets up off the couch without making a noise.
The details: 100% ring-spun US cotton. Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric. Boxy fit with mid-length, seamless body. Classic-width, topstitched rib collar. OEKO-TEX-certified for its low-impact, salt-free dyes.