Privacy Policy

Last updated: May 17, 2026

Midwest Misbehaving LLC ("we," "us," "our") respects your privacy. This Privacy Policy explains what information we collect when you visit midwestmisbehaving.com or place an order, how we use it, and the choices you have.

By using our site, you agree to the practices described below.

1. Information we collect

Information you give us directly:

  • Name, email address, shipping address, and billing address

  • Payment information (processed securely by our payment processor — we don't store full card numbers)

  • Phone number, if you provide one

  • Order history and product preferences

  • Messages you send through our Contact Us Form or email

  • Reviews, comments, and any content you submit

Information we collect automatically:

  • Device and browser information (type, operating system, IP address)

  • Pages you visit on our site and how you got there

  • Time spent on pages, items clicked, and items added to cart

  • Cookie and similar tracking data (see Section 4)

Information from third parties:

  • Payment confirmation from our payment processor

  • Fulfillment and shipping data from our print-on-demand partner

  • Analytics data from services like Google Analytics

  • Marketing platform data (e.g., email open rates) if you've subscribed

2. How we use your information

We use your information to:

  • Process and fulfill your orders

  • Send order confirmations, shipping updates, and customer service replies

  • Respond to your questions and requests

  • Send marketing emails and promotions (only if you've opted in — and you can opt out anytime)

  • Improve our site, products, and customer experience

  • Detect and prevent fraud or unauthorized activity

  • Comply with legal obligations

We don't sell your personal information to third parties.

3. How we share your information

We share your information only with:

  • Service providers who help us run the business — including our website host (Squarespace), payment processor, print-on-demand and fulfillment partner (Printful), shipping carriers, email marketing platform, and analytics providers. These partners only receive what they need to do their jobs.

  • Legal authorities, if required by law, court order, or to protect our rights, property, or safety (or that of our customers or others).

  • A successor business, in the event of a merger, acquisition, or sale of our assets.

We never sell or rent your personal information for marketing purposes.

4. Cookies and tracking

Our site uses cookies and similar technologies to:

  • Keep your shopping cart working

  • Remember preferences and login info (if applicable)

  • Understand how visitors use our site

  • Measure the effectiveness of ads and marketing

  • You can control cookies through your browser settings. Disabling cookies may affect site functionality (like keeping items in your cart).

We may also use third-party services like Google Analytics, Meta (Facebook) Pixel, and similar tools to understand site traffic and run targeted ads. You can opt out of Google Analytics tracking at tools.google.com/dlpage/gaoptout and adjust ad preferences at optout.aboutads.info.

5. Email marketing

If you sign up for our email list — at checkout, through a popup, or via a form — we'll send you updates about new drops, sales, and brand news. You can unsubscribe anytime by clicking the link at the bottom of any email. Unsubscribing from marketing emails doesn't stop transactional emails like order confirmations and shipping updates.

6. Data security

We take reasonable steps to protect your information, including using SSL encryption on our site and working only with reputable service providers that follow industry security standards. That said, no system is 100% secure. We can't guarantee absolute security, and you share information at your own risk.

7. Data retention

We keep your information for as long as needed to:

  • Fulfill the purposes described in this policy

  • Comply with legal, tax, and accounting obligations

  • Resolve disputes and enforce our agreements

When we no longer need your information, we delete or anonymize it.

8. Your rights and choices

Depending on where you live, you may have the right to:

  • Access the personal information we have about you

  • Correct inaccurate information

  • Delete your personal information

  • Opt out of marketing communications

  • Opt out of the sale or sharing of personal information (we don't sell, but you have this right regardless)

  • Restrict or object to certain uses of your information

  • Receive a copy of your information in a portable format

To exercise any of these rights, reach out through our [Contact Us Form]. We'll respond within the timeframes required by applicable law. We won't discriminate against you for exercising your rights.

California residents have specific rights under the California Consumer Privacy Act (CCPA/CPRA), including the rights listed above. We don't sell personal information as defined under the CCPA.

9. Children's privacy

Our site is intended for users 18 and older. We don't knowingly collect personal information from children under 13. If you believe a child has provided us with personal information, please contact us and we'll delete it.

10. Third-party links

Our site may include links to other websites we don't operate. We're not responsible for the privacy practices of those sites. We recommend reading their privacy policies before sharing any personal information.

11. Changes to this policy

We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time. When we do, we'll update the "Last updated" date at the top of this page. For significant changes, we'll do our best to notify you via email or a site notice. Continued use of the site after changes means you accept the updated policy.

12. Contact

Questions about this policy, or want to exercise your privacy rights? Reach out through our [Contact Us Form] and we'll get back to you within 1–2 business days.